AN INTRODUCTION TO I, KLAUS.

Hey.
How's life?

This is officially my first post on my first blog. Anyone and that's if ANYONE ever reads this blog, you've probably and obviously gathered that this is an assessement. Therefore,  i'd like to confess that I never read blogs unless I have to or I stumble across them which is pretty pathetic seeing as i'm a communication student.

In all honesty, I find most blogs tacky (well the ones i've read!) especially when the author blurs commentary and news that borders on dodgy gonzo journalism. I think opinions are GREAT, however some people need to shut up; i.e Perez Hilton. I really don't care if Madonna has a third nipple or Chuck Norris is an alien from Mars. I doubt that information will help me in any shape or form get rid of an ingrown hair or increase my bank account or vaguely increase my intelligence. It'll probably do the opposite and turn turn me into some drooling zombie. FYI, I don't mean to insult anyone who likes celebrity gossip, I just do not find the stuff palatable or mildy interesting. Real life is more interesting! Well half the time it is.

Another thing I do not like is emo-related or life-story-whinging-related content on people's blog. I'm sorry girlie but as the cliche goes he's just not that into you so get over him and stop writng 5425543259428 word-long blog posts on how he flirts with your friends or how you want to lose weight. I'm not against a good WHINGE but within reason and not over something so trivial.  Sitting in front of a computer is not going to solve your life problems, maybe whinge on twitter or facebook - those sites are design to be therepeutic to those who want to exhibit their private lives to the public. Okay, I feel i've diverged off the topic a bit.

Enough of my cynical bullsh** for the moment, I think. 

I like to believe I have an open mind (which obviously I don't) so for the sake of not looking like a complete fool for casting aspersions on blogs, i'm going to ask you to forget the above complaint on blogs. Lets start a-fresh and i'll just clear the cookies in my mind. Okay, done!

I have no preconception or generalised prejudice towards blogs. anymore.

So that is the end of my first blog. Btw, for all those who do not know me or have failed to see me, the strikingly good-looking fellow with the Rayban Aviators is I,  Klaus (aka Luke).

PEACE OUT ALL.